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> The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
> manufactured,
> regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the
> primary and
> central component of the heart. This is due to a
> malfunction in the
> original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve,
> resulting in the
> reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
> units.This defect has been
> technically termed "Subsequential Internal
> Non-Morality," or more commonly
> known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
>
>
>
> Some other symptoms include:
>
> 1. Loss of direction
>
> 2. Foul vocal emissions
>
> 3. Amnesia of origin
>
> 4. Lack of peace and joy
>
> 5. Selfish or violent behavior
>
> 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
>
> 7. Fearfulness
>
> 8. Idolatry
>
> 9. Rebellion
>
>
>
> The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for
> this defect, is
> providing factory-authorized repair and service free of
> charge to correct
> this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most
> generously offered
> to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these
> repairs. There is
> no additional fee required.
>
>
>
> The number to call for repair in all areas is: Jeremiah
> 33:3 (Call unto Me
> and I will answer you...)
>
>
>
> Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through
> the REPENTANCE
> procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
> Technician, Jesus, into
> the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN
> defect is, Jesus
> will replace it with:
>
>
>
> 1. Love
>
> 2. Joy
>
> 3. Peace
>
> 4. Patience
>
> 5. Kindness
>
> 6. Goodness
>
> 7. Faithfulness
>
> 8. Gentleness
>
> 9. Self control
>
>
>
> Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic
> Instructions Before
> Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these
> fixes.
>
>
>
> WARNING: The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter
> Heaven so as to
> prevent contamination of that facility. Continuing to
> operate the human
> being unit without correction voids any manufacturer
> warranties, exposing
> the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and
> will result in the
> human unit being permanently impounded. For free
> emergency service, call
> on Jesus.
>
>
>
> Thank you for your attention!
>
> - GOD
>
>
>
> Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
> important recall
> notice, and you may contact the Father any time by
> "Kneemail".
>
>
>
> DANGER: The human units not responding to this recall
> action will have to be
> scrapped in the furnace.
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